1. 31 July 2014

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    0rek

    akgirlsrule1 said: Are you happy?

    0rek:

    Not really, why are you asking. And what’s Pt or whatever

    Physical therapy

  2. singitforfrankiero:

    Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin

  3. confessionsof-a-teenagefangirl:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.


Did you just

    confessionsof-a-teenagefangirl:

    snow-anne:

    king-for-a-vagina:

    benedicttcumberbatchh:

    carryonmy-assbutt:

    sassygayklavierspieler:

    fandombarf:

    alexander2539:

    fandombarf:

    There’s a dollar in my g string

    THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

    EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
    DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

    FUCKING VIOLINISTS

    THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

    IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

    This is just one massive train wreck

    String players can be a bit high-strung.

    Did you just

  4. andromeda4002019:

    kissing is disgusting but i need to be kissed rn. asap. quickly

  5. potatoandotherwise:

    in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

  6. 30 July 2014

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    sadcutey

    sadcutey:

    Got my haircut and I actually really like it wow

  7. candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

    candiedmoon:

    everything about this is pure gold.

    (Source: iheartladygaga)

  8. 30 July 2014

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    guy

    guy:

    omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever

  9. katkinkat:

    i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league

    (Source: baebees)

  10. Turn Ons-

    not-frail:

    •neck kisses
    •lip biting
    •moving your hands around my body
    •that adorable smirk
    •moaning
    •holding hands
    •lip biting
    •hands between my legs
    •hands up my shirt
    •feet tangled with mine
    •lip biting
    •smelling good
    •whispering
    •hand guiding
    •ass grabbing

  11. garbagebagger:

    princess-kayjay:

    I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

    i was very mad and then i wasn’t 

  12. the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

    the-study-of-wumbo:

    stereolights:

    It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

    maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

  13. GOOGLE SEARCH:
    Painless ways to kill yourself.

    i. There is no painless way to kill yourself, someone, somewhere, will feel the pain.

    ii. The internet says, “sleeping pills, you will fall asleep and never wake up! You won’t feel a thing!” When that is a lie, your stomach will turn to fire and your throat will fill with the taste of your own stomach acid. You will drown in your own spit. That isn’t even the worst party, it’s when your mother comes home from work. She will walk through the door, and call out your name. She will call and call and there will be no response, maybe you’re in the shower? Maybe you’re asleep? She will walk up the stairs, knock on your door to receive no answer. When she walks in she will see the lifeless body of her baby girl, lying on the floor. Her heart will stop but she will run to you with shaky knees, touching your face that is now still and cold. Her body will be on fire, and her throat will begin to tighten, the sharp pains in her chest will feel like knives in the heart. That image will kill her more than her own death, it will haunt her living years each night. She will no longer be alive, but just as dead as you are now.

    iii. Years ago, your father showed you the gun safe he kept in the house in case of emergencies, you knew the pass code, you knew how to shoot and loud, at least you had an idea. They say a bullet to the brain will do the job.. So one night, when your father is fast asleep, you will be down the hallway staring down the mouth of a gun.
    One, two, three..
    Your father’s heart will jump and his body will follow, the first thing he thinks of is you. He will scream your name and run down the hallway and bang on your door. It’s locked. His knees begin to feel weak as he bruises his body trying to knock down the door, the first sight he see’s in blood splattered on the wall. At that moment his breath began to stop, and his eyes wandered to yours. Still open, but no more life inside your shell. He will drop to his hands and knees and scream why, why, why. There will never be a day he won’t hate himself, for keeping a gun in the house, for not making you happy, for not knowing. He will live a life without a son, live a life with an empty space. Live a life of hurt, and hatred for himself.

    iv. You may think that when you’re dead and gone you will not be hurting anyone. You may think when you slide a blade across your wrist, you’re only hurting yourself. Yet I have learned that is not true, it’s not. The person who will find your body, the one who see’s the cuts, their chest will feel tight and they will feel like it was their fault for letting it get this far. The only mark you will be leaving on them is pain, hurt, and the question why? So please note this, there is pain in every suicide attempt, every death, every cut. You are not only hurting your life, but others too. Because you are cared for.

    — i.c. // “There is always pain in death, maybe not felt by the one dying, but felt by the lovers of the deceased.” (via delicatepoetry)

  14. Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

    (Source: shitf4ced)

  15. My mother doesn’t like tattoos. She says art belongs on a wall. Well I say no one, not even my mother gets to tell me I can’t be a masterpiece.

    — Hannah Snowdon (via beautifult0me)